Citibank in trouble. Dirty Blue Widgets. Where does it end? Im just kidding. Dirty blue widgets has absolutely nothing to do with the massive layoffs coming for citibank. What is the cause, well, incase you havent been paying attention, our global economy is in a mess and the stock markter just keeps going down, down, down. Any positives out of this mess? Well, gas is at $1.86 where Im at!
But on a seroius note, citigroup this morning announced that it will be cutting over 50,000 jobs in the next few quarters. It will also be trying to cut its expenses down in 2009 by about 20 percent. What was the cause? Well, Citi didnt have such a great third quarter, with a posted loss of 2.8 billion, ouch! It also lost about a 23 percent of its revenues.
As it turns out, Citi wont be the only bank cutting jobs in this tough economy. JPMorgan, or chase banks, has said they are looking at cutting their staff by about 10% or so. If only they had more dirty blue widgets, maybe this wouldnt be such a problem.
It seems like no matter what we do, this economy is on a slippery slope downward and I blame the dirty blue widgets! Thats right. We gotta point the finger at something, so why not an imaginitive, made up word that actually doesnt exist, that way we the people dont have to take responisibilty for our own actions. I know, I know, lets blame president Bush right? Well, I think a big part of this troubled economy came from people borrowing too much for a house they couldnt afford, and lenders letting them, even lying for them, to make a little money themselves. I could rant a little more, but I my friends am out of time!
Catch us later for more dirty blue widgets, and how I will use this little phrase to explain another social event that has absolutely nothing to do with dirty blue widgets!
Circuit city just might be out of the dirty blue widget business soon. Whats that you say, you didnt know that circuit city even sold dirty blue widgets? Yeah, I dont think they do, or ever have, but regardless, circuit city just filed a chapter 11 bankruptcy so they wont be selling much of anything anymore. They announced the filing for
Once again, dirty blue widgets combines with something that has absolutely nothing to do with dirty blue widgets, margot adler! Just who the heck is margot adler, and why am I searching for her? Well, it turns out that Margot adler is a reporter for npr, national public radio, to a special booth in New York. What is so special about these booths?
What does adrienne bailon racy photos have to do with dirty blue widgets? Absolutley nothing, and sorry to disspoint anyone coming here to actually look at adrienne bailon nude. I just find it odd that Disney has the knack for producing such scandolus women. I guess it isnt right to blame disney for adrienne bailon racy photos, but hey, we gotta
Brad Cohen has nothing to do with dirty blue widgets. His is a sad and happy tale of a disease known as tourette’s. Brad cohen’s story was told in a hallmark movie tonight called “Front of the Class”. Brad cohen didnt have it easy growing up. Because little was known about tourettes, most people, including his dad, thought that brad cohen was just
The only thing similar between dirty blue widgets and the broncos head coach mike shanahan is the blue, and maybe the dirty part too. After mike shanahan lead the broncos to their defeat on last sunday nights game, the broncos owner pat bowlen decided it was time to move on. Mike shanahan and his broncos were the first team in the nfl to lose a
I’m not sure we should be worrying so much about who to blame, but how to get out of this.
Those darned dirty blue widgets is fun to say though.
~ Kristi